... and said "Do you have any Pedigree Chum?"
The man behined the counter replied "No we don't."
The dog turned round and walked out of the shop.

The next day the same dog came into the
shop and said, "Do you have any Pedigree
Chum?"
The man said, "No we don't and if you
come and ask for Pedigree Chum again I will
nail you to the wall."

The next day the dog came into the shop and said "Do you have any nails?"
The man said "no."
The dog then said "Well do you have any Pedigree Chum?"

Sent in by: Martin Ciesar