1. Your dog keeps running away, but you always know where to find
him: In front of your ex-boyfriend’s door.
2. He brings your husband his slippers and he brings you the car keys.
3. He eats a load full of grass in the backyard, comes back in the
house and waits by your husband’s shoes.
4. When he eats his dogfood, he gags everytime your husband walks
past him.
5. After your wedding, your dog played dead for a week.
6. You notice that all the other dogs in the neighborhood keep giving
your husband dirty looks.
7. When he’s supposed to bring your husband the paper, the only
part he brings are the "apartments for rent."
8. When your husband walks the dog, your dog tries to drag him to
another neighborhood.
9. When you come home, your dog comes running over to greet you. When
your husband comes home, the dog sits down and starts scraping his
butt along the carpeted floor.
10. Your husband’s cat has been missing for days.
