A blind man was
waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached
into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer-by, who
had seen everything remarked, "That's very tolerant of you after what
he just did."
"Not really,"
came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can
kick him in the nuts."
