A Farmer one day came to the stables to see to his beasts of burden:
among them was his favourite Ass, that was always well fed and often
carried his master. With the Farmer came his Lapdog, who danced about
and licked his hand and frisked about as happy as could be. The Farmer
felt in his pocket, gave the Lapdog some dainty food, and sat down
while he gave his orders to his servants.The Lapdog jumped into his
master's lap, and lay there blinking while the Farmer stroked his
ears.
The Ass, seeing this, broke loose from his halter and commenced prancing
about in imitation of the Lapdog. The Farmer could not hold his sides
with laughter, so the Ass went up to him, and putting his feet upon
the Farmer's shoulder attempted to climb into his lap. The Farmer's
servants rushed up with sticks and pitchforks and soon taught the
Ass that:
Clumsy jesting is no joke.
